December 2009
Kid, I wouldn’t – →
Kid, I wouldn’t – nah, let him learn the hard way. iz lerned dat lesson awlredde. Picture by: ololaiki Caption by: Cyberkedi via Advanced Lol Builder » Recaption This! » View…
Dec 24th
Snuggle Up With Kingdom Hearts [Kingdom Hearts] →
And you won’t even have to worry about being poked with a keyblade. This is an officially licensed “comfy throw blanket with sleeves” — because regular blankets are just not comfy enough. …
Dec 24th
Germany's Newest Elephant Calf Snuggles Up to... →
On Monday, The Hellabrunn Zoo in Munich, Germany welcomed Jamuna Toni, a newborn elephant. The baby was born with a weight of 112 kilograms. That’s over 246 pounds! The press got a good glimpse of…
Dec 24th
Iran 'to ban' defaced banknotes →
Iran says defaced banknotes are to be made invalid, after the appearance of opposition slogans on money, local media report.
Dec 24th
Facing glut of Chihuahuas, California shelters fly... →
California’s craze for Chihuahuas (thanks, Paris Hilton) has led to a surfeit of the tiny dogs in local animal shelters. Now a campaign is raising money to fly them to find homes in other states…
Dec 24th
Heart Umbrella for People in L-O-V-E [Design] →
I know, I know. Please excuse all the cheese, but it just happens that I like cheese. Especially French gooey Reblochon and Spanish Picón de Cuenca. And Art Lebedev’s Heart Umbrella. And…
Dec 24th
Review: 4 Orange Vodka →
4 Orange Vodka: Orange-flavored vodka, right? Wrong: Vodka made out of oranges. Nothing but Florida oranges (four varieties of ‘em, hence the name). Technically I’m unsure you can actually call 4…
Dec 24th
Female Ducks Have Evolved A Vagina Dentata... →
Duck sex is far more interesting than it has any right to be, due to the twisted nature of the birds’ genitals. Male and female ducks have corkscrew-shaped sex organs which spiral in…
Dec 24th
Just say no to the Salvation Army's red bucket →
It’s that time of year again. Actually, it probably started a while ago for those of you in the US, but it’s good to remember each year why lots of LGBT folks don’t donate to the Red Bucket. From Lisa Neff
Dec 24th
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Quotable: Lady Gaga Teaches Rebellion Against God,... →
“‘Art’ and ‘fashion’ are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of ‘lady’ is sound only if she tacks on ‘of…
Dec 24th
Mother’s Disability Featured in Custody Dispute →
Kaney O’Neill is a 31-year-old mother with a 5-month-old son. Her ex-boyfriend, and her son’s father, is now waging an ugly custody battle against her. So far, it’s an experience…
Dec 24th
Lou Jing Is Too Black For China’s Go! Oriental... →
“After the contest started, I often got more attention than the other girls. It made me feel strange,” Lou said. The reality show hosts fondly called her “chocolate girl” and “black…
Dec 24th
Westboro Church: God Hates Lady Gaga →
The Westboro Baptist Church announced Tuesday that it will be protesting outside Lady Gaga’s St. Louis concert January 7.
Dec 24th
“I am trying to break your heart.” Blue... →
“I am trying to break your heart.” Blue Jefferson Clinton from Karen in Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Dec 23rd
Prezident cat →
Prezident cat iz safe ill take a bullet 4 u anyday. (via IHAH) picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: n0s  » Recaption This
Dec 23rd
Spring shoes →
Make: Online commenter Julian Cook wrote in about these spring shoes by Rob Cockerham. Boing! In the Maker Shed: CRAFT, Vol. 07: Shoe Time! Read more | …
Dec 23rd
Fail. Just Plain FAIL. →
Somebody should tell this little fella’s mother that them leaves on that there bandana… are NOT Japanese Maple leaves. Not. So mauch. Image Credit: IziSmile
Dec 23rd
New Roomba Cat Will Eff You Up →
Filed under: Humor, Videos, Animals We know what you’re gonna say: “Oh, what’s this, another cat on a Roomba? Please, that is so November 11, 2008.” Well, watch your mouth, or this…
Dec 23rd
What’s a Girl Gotta Do to Get a Drink Around Here? →
Reader K writes: I’m a fan of your blog and I’m interested to hear your thoughts on this. I travel to trade shows a few times a year with my bosses who are somewhat square and conservative,…
Dec 23rd
Naked Legolas Sings White Christmas →
Filed under: Humor, Videos, Niche Going, Music, Weird, Movies Orlando Bloom was great as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings movies, but unlike YouTube’s Naked Legolas, he…
Dec 22nd
Photo of the Day #800: Grizzlies →
A pair of playing grizzly bears (Ursus arctos horribilis), photographed at the Bronx Zoo. Read the comments on this post…
Dec 22nd
Submitted by Curtis →
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Dec 21st
6 Steps to Making Your Own Mead →
When you mix water and honey and ferment it with yeast, you get mead, an alcoholic drink often referred to as “honey wine”. There are over 30 different kinds of mead[1] but this article will give you…
Dec 21st
Rear Admiral Carl Ludpig von Pants →
Shared by imhotep1  If I had a Guinea Pig I’d want to name it Rear Admiral Carl Ludpig von Piggy Pants. With a name like Rear Admiral Carl Ludpig von Piggy Pants (actual name, People), you’re…
Dec 21st
US actress Brittany Murphy dies →
Brittany Murphy, who starred in films such as Clueless and 8 Mile, dies at the age 32.
Dec 21st
Brittney Murphy just died. Shit, I’m older and less attractive than her.
Dec 21st
Shiren The Wanderer: Don't Call It A Roguelike... →
Atlus’ upcoming Wii RPG Shiren the Wanderer has all the trappings of a roguelike dungeon crawler, but Atlus notes key differences that set it apart from other roguelike games. For…
Dec 20th
Darker liquor, never sicker →
People report feeling worse the next morning after drinking bourbon than after drinking vodka
Dec 20th
New in the Maker Shed: Atari punk console kit →
The Atari Punk Console kit is a simple and fun sound generator that would make the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone that likes beeps, blips, and boops. The original circuit was…
Dec 20th
Quote of the Day →
John Waters on abortion protesters: “I hate driving by abortion clinics and seeing dirty old men standing around outside. I feel like yelling at them, ‘Impregnators!’”
Dec 20th
It’s Colder than a Witches Tit. Topless Protest... →
Too Cold for Nude Protest, NY Bikers Switch Gears 1010WINS December 19, 2009 New York (AP) — Bicyclists who planned to go topless to protest the removal of a Brooklyn bike lane have…
Dec 20th
Great Christian Art by Really Lousy Christians →
by Elizabeth Lunday If you want to paint a saint, it’s best to hire a sinner. Artist: Caravaggio Sins: murder; punching a monk in the gut Religious art in the late 16th century had become…
Dec 20th
Hand-held bat signal →
Spotted in the MAKE Flickr Pool, this hand-held bat signal based, in part, on the Alien Projector from MAKE Volume 16. From Flickr user Oceaneer99. Read more | Permalink | Comments
Dec 20th
International Rugby Player Comes Out →
Gareth Thomas is the first Welshman to have played in 100 rugby union test matches for his country. He also played in three tests for the British and Irish Lions on their tour of New Zealand in…
Dec 20th
Roger Ebert: New Agers and creationists should not... →
God bless Roger Ebert (that’s a metaphor), one of Chicago’s greatest assets. And although he can no longer speak, his voice is getting ever louder on his website. In his December 2 entry he…
Dec 20th
I just thought of a business venture. realistic latex scrotum and testicles, with hair, to dangle from your rear view mirror.
Dec 20th
Frosty the Snowman's Pants →
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull his pants down? A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Dec 19th
Calistoga Petrified Forest →
Napa County, California | Geological Oddities The same turbulent forces that heat the waters of Calistoga’s famous hot springs and geysers once turned a forest to stone. 3.5 million years ago…
Dec 19th
Black Tattoo Art: Modern Expressions of the Tribal →
Edition Reuss recently released Black Tattoo Art: Modern Expressions of the Tribal, a photographic homage to a particular genre of skin art. The book is curated by Marisa…
Dec 19th
4-year-old goes on Christmas stealing spree →
“Tennessee investigators say a 4-year-old boy was found roaming his neighborhood in the night, drinking beer and wearing a little girl’s dress taken from under a neighbor’s Christmas tree.”
Dec 19th
Christmas sucks more donkey balls than the Virgin Mary.
Dec 19th
Get “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” Sunglasses From... →
In the 1961 classic “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” Audrey Hepburn’s character, Holly Golightly, flits around New York City wearing Givenchy dresses and oversized shades. Many a woman has since tried to…
Dec 19th
The Chipettes Sing “All The Single Ladies” →
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Dec 19th
Drugloo Toilet Prevents Prison Guards From... →
Man, what can’t toilets do these days? The latest innovation, Drugloo, washes feces, separates drug packages and seals the evidence in a container—all without prison guards having to get their…
Dec 19th
Michael Jackson Is Back in Glorious but Slightly... →
I remember watching Captain Eo back in my college days, using polarized eyeglasses. At the time I was blown away by the 3D experience, which also incorporated real life effects, like lasers…
Dec 19th
Gun Shape Baby Carriage Suddenly Makes Having A... →
By David Ponce Though we don’t often cover art on OhGizmo!, we can’t pass up the opportunity to show you the work of Shi Jinsong, currently on display as part of the “China – Contemporary…
Dec 19th
Can’t bear the snow →
What IS this cold white stuff? Thank God I’m wearing this faaaaaaaaabulous coat! Via Niik’s Posterous. Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Bears
Dec 19th
Get Happy: “The Rainbow Connection” →
Here’s a sweet song to end a long week. In 1979, Jim Henson (as Kermit the Frog) performed “The Rainbow Connection” in The Muppet Movie. The song reached #25 on the Billboard Hot 100 in November…
Dec 19th
Why do we have 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Again? →
Pic of the week via Towleroad, h/t Rev. Phat: [British] Trooper Ben Rakestrow is speaking out about his time in the British Army and his service in Afghanistan, where he came out to…
Dec 18th
UNfortunate →
As “pumped up” as Hans and Franz were, they were regrettfully unprepared for Bruiser, alpha dog… and master. Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Fail
Dec 18th